I had a chance to reminisce a little bit about a much older brush with stupidity recently. I was doing some alterations on the swing set and playhouse unit in our back yard, one that I did build myself seven and a half years ago.
What I remembered about it was that some of the instructions, as well as some of the pieces of the unit, had some stupidity issues. However, I have to also bear some of the blame because, had I not been stupid (or maybe I was being rash?) things would have turned out a little bit better. Not that having the unit still standing after 8 seasons of play is a bad outcome, but I could have saved myself a lot of effort.
At the time I built it, my sons were 9, 8 and 1. My older ones were kind of young to help me, and because we had a 1 year old, my wife was otherwise occupied. We had just moved into the neighborhood and I didn’t feel comfortable with disturbing the neighbors, so, I built it with no assistance. And it was a pretty hefty thing to build.
My stupidity comes in not reading all the way through the instructions first. Because as soon as I finished building it, I immediately went into a period of alterations and analyzing what could have been done better.
First thing was the piece of wood that anchored the monkey bars that held up the swings. This piece of wood was a one by four. A one by four. Plus, according to the instructions, after I put up the play house, I was to hammer in some threaded lock nuts into this board while it was attached to the play set. Any guess about what happened? Well, the wood developed small cracks near the lock nuts. Big surprise.
So within days of completing the unit, I was at our neighborhood big box chain home center (I’ll name them if they sponsor me, haha) picking up a 16 foot long pressure treated 2 by 6, which I had them cut into 3 pieces that I measured ahead of time.
First 2 by 6 went to anchoring the monkey bars. But THIS TIME I was smart. I hammered the lock nuts into the board while it was laying flat on my garage floor. No cracking! Well, almost none. The other two pieces of the 2 by 6 went to replacing 1 by 4s that held up the floor of the play house.
After using the garage floor for that lock nut thing, I realized, darn it, I should have assembled the sides of the playhouse on my garage floor. As it turns out, because I built it myself, it does lean to one side by a couple of inches. I actually did do a major renovation of it two years later and partially took down the playhouse and reassembled it using my garage floor, but I had to wait for a week when my kids were away with my wife visiting her mom.
The problem that I had to fix this summer was that kids using the swings caused the play house to sway, and part of this was due to the stupidity of the design of the play house – or perhaps the major modification I did in 2007.
The roof used to cover half the play house with two big 2 by fours across the middle, and I turned it 90 degrees to have it cover the whole play house and not have the 2 by 4 for my kids to bump their heads on. I suppose an argument could be made that I weakened it when I did that. I also did take out part of the railing that would have blocked kids from using the monkey bars.
Earlier in the summer, neighbors of ours redid their deck, throwing out a lot of their old deck railing. I grabbed three rather good sized pieces of the railing and brought them home intending to strengthen the integrity of the play house. It kept getting back-burnered until it became a priority for my wife and her day care kids and their parents.
The railings that I replaced did not have a lot to them. They simply went from support beam to support beam, and these were also 1 by 4s. I allowed the deck railing pieces to overlap and connected them together using wood screws. The railing pieces simply do not allow much movement of the play house at all. I found myself wishing I had gotten to the job earlier.